Andrew Edwards

Name: Andrew Edwards

AKA: Geppetto

Qualifications: First Mates Ticket

Height/Weight: 5’10”/13st

Rank: Boss/Gaffer

Favourite Song: Village People – “In the Navy”

Duties: Deterrence of telesales operatives,

Specialist Subject: Molecular Phylogenetics and Evolution or Soup

Talk to when... Someone has nicked your pencil

Don’t talk to when... Brown Sugar is on the radio

Moment of Glory: Mister Universe 1973 Runner up