Chris Hammond

Name: Chris Hammond

AKA: Barrels

Qualifications: Beauty school drop-out

Height/Weight: 6’/19st

Favourite Song: The Weather Girls – “It’s raining men”

Duties: Work just enough days to justify place at works party

Specialist Subject: Algebra

Talk to when... You need advice on split ends

Don’t talk to when... He’s on the sunbed

Moment of Glory: Successfully completed a 32 point turn of the works van in a space the size of Kettering