Antique Timber - Floors, Doors and Joinery

Christian Barriball

ChristianName: Christian Barriball

AKA: Ruprect

Qualifications: Grade 2 Clarinet

Height/Weight: 5’2”/18 10Ibsst

Rank: Joiner

Favourite Song: Girls Aloud – “Love Machine”

Duties: Make mess then clear up... make more mess then clear up...take Thursdays off to go Line Dancing

Specialist Subject: Fancy tools with shiny little lights on the front

Talk to when... You can’t afford a pint and nobody is behind the bar

Don’t talk to when... He gets caught

Moment of Glory: Once removed the valves from a BMW straight six engine without using any tools... or taking the cylinder head off... or lifting the bonnet... or slowing down