James Edwards

Name: James Edwards

AKA: Sometimes

Qualifications: City and Guilds in Horticulture

Height/Weight: 6’ 4” 13st

Rank: Son and heir

Favourite Song: James Brown – “I got ants in my pants (and I need to dance)”

Duties: Travel the country in a big van installing quality products made by Geppetto and Ruprect

Specialist Subject: Pretending to be too busy to make the tea

Talk to when... You want six answers to the same question

Don’t talk to when... Pretending to be busy

Moment of Glory: Played on stage with The Rolling Stones by invitation of Mick and Keith, after which he was asked to join the band in Ronnie’s place but had to decline due to work commitments.*

*Disclaimer: No video or audio footage available so you’ll just have to take my word for it.