John Napier

Name: John Napier

AKA: Rock-Ape

Qualifications: O-level in needlework

Height/Weight: 5’10”/13st

Rank: Jester

Favourite Song: Monty Python – “I’m a Lumberjack and I’m ok...”

Duties: Turn up, work, go home

Specialist Subject: Disposal of unwanted Peugeots

Talk to when... Nobody else will listen

Don’t talk to when... You need an answer now

Moment of Glory: Acquisition of brand new chainsaw, ever seen a grown man cry?