Luke Morley

Name: Luke Morley

AKA: Philadelphia

Qualifications: Something to do with knots or chainsaws or climbing frames, I must ask him one day...

Height/Weight: 6’ ish, refused to disclose weight... Pansy.

Rank: Probationary period on-going

Favourite Song: Bo Dudley – “Write the shopping list on the baby...”

Duties: Donut gofer

Specialist Subject: Accumulation of strange and seemingly useless old tools for the purpose of enhancing manly image

Talk to when... He’s singing, it’s the only way to stop him.

Don’t talk to when... Debating correct procedure for avoidance of fast approaching police car

Moment of Glory: Once mistaken for Sasquatch